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[hi-jem-uh-nee]

verb (used with object). Leadership or predominant influence exercised by one nation over others, as in a confederation.

There is but one hegemony in this country and that is the haves. If you’re a have not, then you’re proper fucked.

[PAIR-uhk-siz-uhm]

noun. Any sudden and violent emotion or action; an outburst; a fit.

Upon orgasm she would suffer full body paroxysms ten minutes after I rolled off her.

[at-ruh-BIL-yuhs]

adj. Melancholic; gloomy.

I’ll never grow tired of Gordon Ramsay’s atrabilious reactions to shitty sous chefs and piss-drunk restaurateurs.

[SKUR-uh-luhs]

adjective. Grossly or obscenely abusive.

I bet Ayn Rand would stick the fuck who made the scurrilous “Part I” of her magnum opus in the gulag.

[rih-GAY(uh)L]

trans., intrans verb. To entertain with something that delights.

This sikh friend of mine has no job, but manages to regale people with his bullshit at the SoHo House night after night.

[HEB-uh-tood]

noun. Mental dullness or sluggishness.

Had she been elected, Sarah Palin’s hebetude would have made Bush look like a fucking Rhodes scholar.

[en-JOIN]

trans. verb. To prohibit; to forbid.

Because I was of sizeable proportions, my girlfriend enjoined the idea of anal sex altogether.