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[hee-lee-OL-uh-tree]

noun. Worship of the sun.

I remember hearing stories in college about Ibiza, where big-breasted women laid out naked practicing heliolatry on the beaches, and E pills were as abundant as hard candy in an old folks’ home.

[buhs]

noun. A kiss; a playful kiss; a smack.

With one buss on the tip of my cock and a firm squeeze of my balls she had me hard in no time.

[in-i-luhk-tuh-buhl]

adjective. Incapable of being evaded; inescapable.

Christine O’Donnell’s ineluctable past as a piss-drunk cougar makes for a hilarious read. Link.

[ab-STEE-mee-uhs]

adjective. Sparing in eating and drinking; temperate.

Yeah, I tried the abstemious life a few times. It nearly always resulted in blueballs and 0 hangovers.

[KAL-oh]

adjective. Immature; lacking adult perception, experience, or judgment.

My roommates told me how callow I was when I started stalking my whore of an ex-girlfriend.

[suh-LOO-bree-us]

adjective. Favorable to health.

Contrary to popular belief, ingesting controlled doses of psilocybin every day is not as salubrious as one would hope.

[KAT-uhr-wawl]

noun. A shrill, discordant sound.

I often wonder if my neighbors can hear the caterwauls of my nightly ritualistic porn enjoyment.