August 31 felonious Facebook Twitter Listen to felonious pronounced [fuh-LOH-nee-uhs] adj. Wicked; base; villainous. So Lowe’s sides with the felonious evangelical Christians and not the well-to-do brown people. Go fucking figure.
August 30 feculent Facebook Twitter Listen to feculent pronounced [fek-yuh-luhnt] adj. Full of dregs or fecal matter; foul, turbid, or muddy. There’s nothing like dining at a feculent, “Grade Pending” restaurant in smelly old Chinatown.
August 29 lionize Facebook Twitter Listen to lionize pronounced [LY-uh-nyz] trans. verb. To treat or regard as an object of great interest or importance. “You have good reason to lionize my penis, for no man has seen more pussyflaps than I.”
August 28 neophyte Facebook Twitter Listen to neophyte pronounced [NEE-uh-fyt] noun. A novice; a beginner in anything. I was a neophyte in the amateur porn scene, and I accidentally recorded over my first tape.
August 27 fantod Facebook Twitter Listen to fantod pronounced [FAN-tod] noun. A sudden outpouring of anger, outrage. Such a fantod over a little “spilt milk” in the Gulf of Mexico. Just kidding––those crooked-toothed Brits really fucked us over.
August 26 mussitate Facebook Twitter Listen to mussitate pronounced [MUHS-i-teyt] verb. To silently move the lips in simulation of audible speech. No matter how fucking hard I try, I always find myself mussitating along with the dialogue when I watch The Big Lebowski.
August 25 impugn Facebook Twitter Listen to impugn pronounced [im-pyoon] verb, used with object. to challenge as false (another’s statements, motives, etc.); cast doubt upon. Why is it that a woman always thinks that the most savage thing she can say to a man is to impugn his cocksmanship?