the fucking word of the day

[vi-tree-uhl]

adjective. Very caustic; scathing.

Pat Robertson’s vitriolic remarks about Haiti are sure to earn him a special place in hell. Or, maybe, his wife will refuse to blow him.

[JOH-kuhnd]

adj. Full of or expressing high-spirited merriment; light-hearted; mirthful.

For someone who just shat himself, you do seem rather jocund.

[chahyd]

verb. To express disapproval of; scold.

I felt the need to chide her sexual past, but I guess virgins aren’t that bad.

[oh-NY-rik]

adjective. Of, pertaining to, or suggestive of dreams; dreamy.

My God, she had a nice smile, legs that went on for days, and oneiric tits.

[fi-LIS-i-teyt]

verb. To compliment upon a happy event; congratulate.

In the Yahoo! chat room, I felicitated his honesty when he told me he was, in fact, an overweight jackass from Minnesota.

[LOO-kyuh-luhnt]

adjective. Clear; easily understood.

Let me be a little more luculent: you, and your whoring mother, are no longer required in this restaurant.

[THREN-uh-dee]

noun. A poem, speech, or song of lamentation, esp. for the dead.

I sure as shit hope one of you pricks writes a nice threnody for me when I finally get off this fucking rock.