April 30 hsien Facebook Twitter Listen to hsien pronounced [shyuhn] noun. One of a group of benevolent spirits promoting good in the world. There are no hsiens around these parts. This is the fucking ghetto.
April 29 fard Facebook Twitter Listen to fard pronounced [fahrd] verb. To apply cosmetics. Hurry along little whore, you must fard your mug before going out drinking.
April 28 barnburner Facebook Twitter Listen to barnburner pronounced [BAHRN-bur-ner] noun. Something that is highly exciting or impressive. Remember when rice burners were real barnburners?
April 27 adenoidal Facebook Twitter Listen to adenoidal pronounced [ad-n-OID-l] adj. Being characteristically pinched and nasal in tone quality. You tell that adenoidal prick to get himself off. I don’t go near men with the flu.
April 24 germinal Facebook Twitter Listen to germinal pronounced [JUR-muh-nl] adj. Being in the earliest stage of development. Republicans love a germinal human. Till it ends up as a queer or a layabout.
April 23 obtuse Facebook Twitter Listen to obtuse pronounced [uhb-TOOS] adj. Not quick or alert in perception, feeling, or intellect. He thought I was too obtuse to realize that anal beads in a dishwasher mean something took place while I was on holiday.
April 21 comity Facebook Twitter Listen to comity pronounced [KOM-uh-tee] noun. A state of mutual harmony, friendship, and respect. I’d love to see the day when all of God’s various “religions” can exist in a state of comity. Or at least blow each other the fuck up less frequently.