February 29 tarradiddle Facebook Twitter Listen to tarradiddle pronounced [tair-uh-DID-uhl] noun. A petty falsehood; a fib. So I told one little tarradiddle about my cock being larger than it actually is. Is that such a crime?
February 27 innocuous Facebook Twitter Listen to innocuous pronounced [ih-NOK-yoo-uhs] adj. Harmless; producing no ill effect. The cocaine they purchased turned out to be innocuous; they got got.
February 26 fugacious Facebook Twitter Listen to fugacious pronounced [fyoo-GAY-shuhs] adj. Lasting but a short time; fleeting. Although they fucked for hours, their orgasms were fugacious.
February 25 saturnine Facebook Twitter Listen to saturnine pronounced [sat-er-nahyn adj. Sluggish in temperament; gloomy. After refusing to go down on her, she had a saturnine look for the rest of the evening.
February 22 risible Facebook Twitter Listen to risible pronounced [RIZ-uh-buhl] adj. Capable of laughing; disposed to laugh. I thought Jerry Seinfeld made me risible, but seeing him in ads makes me want to cut my dick off.
February 21 venial Facebook Twitter Listen to venial pronounced [VEE-nee-uhl] adj. Capable of being forgiven; not heinous; excusable; pardonable. We both decided that her fucking around with random men was a venial offense, and that we’d look past it.
February 20 agrestic Facebook Twitter Listen to agrestic pronounced [uh-GRES-tik] adj. Pertaining to fields or the country; rural; rustic. I’ll tell ya if I had acne, no income, and lived in the agrestic part of the country, I’d probably join up with a crazy fucking militia too.