December 31 whilom Facebook Twitter Listen to whilom pronounced [HWAHY-luhm] adj. Former; erstwhile. Happy New Year’s to my friends and fuck yous to my whilom lovers.
December 30 moue Facebook Twitter Listen to moue pronounced [MOO] noun. A pouting grimace. Take that moue off your face. Oh, I’m sorry. I didn’t know you had reconstructive surgery. That blows.
December 29 demotic Facebook Twitter Listen to demotic pronounced [dih-MOT-ik] adj. Of or pertaining to the common people; popular. It’s nice to know the billionaires can quash a demotic uprising if they need to. Who else is over this Occupy blank shit?
December 28 palpitate Facebook Twitter Listen to palpitate pronounced [PAL-pi-teyt] verb. To cause to pulsate or tremble. Is it weird if your balls palpitate while the microwave is running? That’s weird, right?
December 27 nacreous Facebook Twitter Listen to nacreous pronounced [NEY-kree-uhs] adj. Lustrous; pearly. Her eyes were nacreous; her mouth like a vacuum; her tits pert. And I was horny.
December 26 saccade Facebook Twitter Listen to saccade pronounced [sa-KAHD] noun. The movement of the eye when it makes a sudden change, as in reading. Don’t pretend like your eyes didn’t just saccade. You were looking at her tits, were you not?
December 25 brumal Facebook Twitter Listen to brumal pronounced [BROO-muhl] adj. Of winter. To hell with the brumal season. You can’t see chicks’ legs or feet and most of their upper body. We’re working blind.