the fucking word of the day

[pol-TROON]

noun. A wretched coward; craven.

Now son, quit being a poltroon and put your semi-rigid penis in that Mexican whore’s mouth.

[PAN-i-juh-rahyz]

verb. To eulogize; bestow praises.

I wonder if all of Herman Cain’s whores will panegyrize him when he goes. Probably not.

[STUR-ter]

noun. A heavy snoring sound.

Cocaine clogs my nostrils and causes me to breathe in stertors.

[KREP-i-teyt]

verb. To make a crackling sound; crackle.

“Did your penis just crepitate or is that just my imagination? Did it bend in half or something?”

[AP-i-tuhns]

noun. Intense desire.

Forget leftover turkey. I’ve got an appetence for strong drink and irrational arguments with idiotic family members.

[al-FRES-koh]

adjective. Taking place or located in the open air; outdoor.

I’ve never liked alfresco porn. I prefer apartments and basements.

[NEY-vuh-ree]

noun. Unprincipled, untrustworthy, or dishonest dealing.

I don’t fucking understand the cops’ knavery with the Occupy protestors. Don’t these pricks make only like thirty grand a year?