the fucking word of the day

[DUH-juhn]

noun. A state or fit of intense indignation.

After having my grammar corrected by a goat fucker with a GPA of 1.0, I slipped into high dudgeon.

[svelt]

adjective. Slender.

Some bitch said I had a baby dick, so I tried to reason with her that it was just svelte as fuck. (via Jon Marsh)

[kuh-loh-kwee-uhl]

adjective. Characteristic of ordinary or familiar conversation.

If your broke ass ever wants to get a job you better work on your vocabulary and quit with that retarded colloquial bullshit.

[loh-kwey-shuhs]

adjective. Talkative; chattering; babbling.

Get a loquacious bitch to swallow your wang and shell make you cum the Seven Seas with her overdeveloped jaw muscles.

[PRINGK]

trans./intrans. verb. To dress up; to deck for show.

I can understand the need to prink the pubic region, but what’s up with applying sequins to your groin?

[SOH-juhrn]

noun. A temporary stay.

Anyone up for a brief sojourn in that rundown shithole Detroit? I hear you can score a city block on the cheap.

[BEN-uh-suhn]

noun. Blessing.

I thought the “Submit Word” function would be a benison, but some of you shitheels seem to think this is Urban Dictionary.