the fucking word of the day

[glom]

verb. To catch or grab.

Riding a gentleman is easier if I can glom onto a headboard, or something.

[pol-ee-MAWR-fuhs]

adjective. Having many or various forms, stages.

My sexuality had taken polymorphous forms, but got too crazy after seeking out trannies on craigslist.

[dih-vest]

verb (used with object). To rid of or free from.

After my whore of an ex filed for divorce, I knew it was just a matter of time before her lawyers divested me of my house, car, and children.

[fahr-muh-kuh-pee-uh]

noun. A stock of drugs.

Tempted as I was after my dealer received a pharmacopeia from Mexico City, I stuck to pot. via Mitch

[mahr-juh-NEY-lee-uh]

noun. Notes in the margin of a book, manuscript, or letter.

Fuck Kindles. I’m sticking to paper goods. I love marginalia for some reason.

[feyn]

adverb. gladly; willingly.

I am too tired to fuck, but would fain accept a beej. via Michael Buchino

[puh-roo-zuhl]

noun. Scrutiny.

This cocksucking actor agreed to star in my YouTube video, but only after a three month perusal of the script.