March 31 pulchritude Facebook Twitter Listen to pulchritude pronounced [puhl-kri-tood] noun. Physical beauty; comeliness. The internet has been enthralled with Rebecca Black’s pulchritude. Just kidding suckers, she’s a trainwreck.
March 30 bedaub Facebook Twitter Listen to bedaub pronounced [bih-DOB] trans. verb. To overdecorate; to ornament showily or excessively. Things I’ll miss if Jersey Shore goes off the air: Pauly D’s bedaubed hair, and Vinni’s reluctant smushing with that fat mope Snooki.
March 28 vespertine Facebook Twitter Listen to vespertine pronounced [vĕsˈpər-tīn] adjective. Of, relating to, or occurring in the evening. A long day’s work finished, I’ll settle into my Eames chair for my vespertine Scotch and masturbation session.
March 26 conflate Facebook Twitter Listen to conflate pronounced [kuhn-FLAYT] trans verb. To bring together; to fuse together; to join or meld. By conflating his cocaine with baby laxative Jimmy doubled his profits.
March 25 xenophobe Facebook Twitter Listen to xenophobe pronounced [zen-uh-fohb] noun. A person who fears or hates foreigners, strange customs, etc. Murray Hill is home to frat boys, rich chicks, and other fucking bronzed xenophobes who dislike the riffraff below 14th st.
March 23 bathos Facebook Twitter Listen to bathos pronounced [BEY-thos] noun. Insincere pathos; sentimentality; mawkishness. Fuck Dr. Phil and his crowd-pleasing bathos. What ever happened to Springer?
March 22 prescient Facebook Twitter Listen to prescient pronounced [PREE-shee-nt] adjective. Having knowledge of events before they take place; foresight. I’d sure as shit like to have a prescient stockbroker. In the very least, I’d take a broker who’s not a complete idiot.