January 24 fain Facebook Twitter Listen to fain pronounced [FEYN] adverb. Gladly; willingly. adjective. Content; willing. I would fain have gone with him to the LOLcats themed orgy, but it required that I not shave any part of my body for three months prior to the event.
January 22 offal Facebook Twitter Listen to offal pronounced [AW-fuhl] noun. Dead or decomposing organic matter. Refuse; rubbish. Everyone loves the shit out of bacon these days, but what say you about pork offal?
January 20 solicitous Facebook Twitter Listen to solicitous pronounced [suh-LIS-uh-tuhs] adjective. Extremely careful; meticulous. So many god damned people are being killed with guns these days, I don’t go to the fucking opera without being solicitous and distrusting of other humans who might want to blow my brains out.
January 19 malefic Facebook Twitter Listen to malefic pronounced [muh-lef-ik] adjective. Productive of evil; malign; doing harm; baneful. We should all pray that Steve Jobs rids himself of the malefic disease he carries. And if not, fuck it, the 2nd gen iPad is probably finished already.
January 18 endemic Facebook Twitter Listen to endemic pronounced [en-dem-ik] adjective. Natural to or characteristic of a specific people or place; native; indigenous. Poorly designed splash pages and shitty elevator music are endemic to restaurant websites.
January 14 tortuous Facebook Twitter Listen to tortuous pronounced [TOR-choo-us] adjective. Marked by repeated turns and bends. During Sarah Palin’s tortuous speech about how great America is and all that bullshit, I kept trying to imagine if she was completely shaved or not.
January 13 surreptitious Facebook Twitter Listen to surreptitious pronounced [suhr-uhp-TISH-uhs] adjective. Done, made, or gotten by stealth. We were pulled over and my quick-thinking date surreptitiously hid our blow in her pussy.