January 31 flibbertigibbet Facebook Twitter Listen to flibbertigibbet pronounced [FLIB-ur-tee-jib-it] noun. A silly flighty, or scatterbrained person especially a pert young woman with such qualities. If she couldn’t get laid for any serious length of time, she became morose, and a bit of a flibbertigibbet.
January 30 vicissitude Facebook Twitter Listen to vicissitude pronounced [vih-SIS-ih-tood; -tyood] noun. Irregular change; revolution; mutation. She bounced between men with the vicissitude of a fucking fart in the wind.
January 29 lambent Facebook Twitter Listen to lambent pronounced [LAM-buhnt] adjective. Softly bright or radiant; luminous. As soon as the acid kicked in, I started to notice the lambent nature of my white walls and cheap carpeting.
January 28 lacuna Facebook Twitter Listen to lacuna pronounced [luh-KYOO-nuh] noun. A blank space; a missing part; a gap. I’ll usually cut myself off after seven dirty Grey Goose martinis because after that it’s just a lacuna and anything is possible.
January 27 enjoin Facebook Twitter Listen to enjoin pronounced [en-JOIN] trans. verb. To prohibit; to forbid. Because I was of sizeable proportions, my girlfriend enjoined the idea of anal sex altogether.
January 26 felicitate Facebook Twitter Listen to felicitate pronounced [fi-LIS-i-teyt] verb. To compliment upon a happy event; congratulate. In the Yahoo! chat room, I felicitated his honesty when he told me he was, in fact, an overweight jackass from Minnesota.
January 25 concupiscible Facebook Twitter Listen to concupiscible pronounced [kon-KYOO-pi-suh-buhl] adjective. Worthy of being desired. Though it stars the concupiscible Natalie Portman, No Strings Attached looks like a giant turd.