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[mal-ap-ruh-poh]

adjective. Inappropriate; out of place; inopportune; untimely: a malapropos remark.

If anyone is seeking any malapropos Christmas gifts this holiday season, I’d suggest picking up a Cleveland Steamer from Sanchez and Friends.

[vawlt-FAHS]

noun. An about-face; a reversal, as in policy or opinion.

My health insurance company refused to pay for my sex change operation, so I made a volte-face on my opinions about reform.

[bih-NIG-nuhnt]

adjective. Kind; gracious.Beneficial; favorable.

Joseph, my dealer, was benignant enough to let try my first line of cocaine for free.

[BEE-buh-loh]

noun. A small decorative object without practical utility; a trinket.

At first I thought the nipple ring on her left breast was just a bibelot, but it seemed to aid her in reaching orgasm.

[KLING-kunt]

adjective, noun. Glittering with gold or silver; tinseled.

The only thing I remember from my childhood is this clinquant statue of a fucking mule that my Mother won in a game of bingo.

[al-FRES-koh]

adjective. Taking place or located in the open air; outdoor.

I’ve never liked alfresco porn. I prefer apartments and basements.

[HAIR-uh-din]

noun. A worn-out strumpet; a vixenish woman; a hag.

It’s sad when you see harridans still working the strip cub scene.