November 30 jollification Facebook Twitter Listen to jollification pronounced [jol-ih-fuh-KAY-shuhn] noun. Merrymaking; festivity; revelry. I thought my birthday would be more of a jollification, but a certain someone forgot to bring the Ecstasy.
November 29 supplant Facebook Twitter Listen to supplant pronounced [suh-plant] verb (used with object). To take the place of (another), as through force, scheming, strategy, or the like. Looks like the lovable cunts over at Wikileaks have supplanted world diplomacy with their precious “cables.”
November 25 regale Facebook Twitter Listen to regale pronounced [rih-GAY(uh)L] transitive verb. To entertain sumptuously with fine food and drink. Tomorrow we shall all regale our “loved ones” with our bullshit stories until we find ourselves sufficiently drunk on wine and turkey.
November 24 assuage Facebook Twitter Listen to assuage pronounced [uh-SWAYJ] verb. To make milder or less severe; to reduce the intensity of; to ease; to relieve. A shitty day at work can be immediately assuaged by a scotch and plain water.
November 23 potable Facebook Twitter Listen to potable pronounced [POH-tuh-buhl] adjective. Fit to drink; suitable for drinking; drinkable. In rehab we fermented orange juice into a potable blend of pulp and alcohol.
November 22 fractious Facebook Twitter Listen to fractious pronounced [FRAK-shuhs] adjective. Irritable; snappish; cranky. The holidays are almost here and that means the nice people at the TSA get to deal with all of us fractious, over-protective-of-our-genitals folk.
November 19 iota Facebook Twitter Listen to iota pronounced [eye-OH-tuh] noun. A very small quantity or degree; a jot; a bit. I only do coke when I know I’m not getting laid because one iota of that shit and my cock goes limp.