October 31 rara avis Facebook Twitter Listen to rara avis pronounced [RAIR-uh-AY-vis] noun. A rare or unique person or thing. John Holmes was, after all, a rara avis; a white dude with a giant fucking cock.
October 30 opprobrious Facebook Twitter Listen to opprobrious pronounced [uh-proh-bree-uhs] adjective. Outrageously disgraceful or shameful. It’s been a while since human gaffe-machine Joe Biden has made some shithead, opprobrious remark.
October 29 ineluctable Facebook Twitter Listen to ineluctable pronounced [in-i-luhk-tuh-buhl] adjective. Incapable of being evaded; inescapable. Christine O’Donnell’s ineluctable past as a piss-drunk cougar makes for a hilarious read. Link.
October 28 ineffable Facebook Twitter Listen to ineffable pronounced [in-EF-uh-buhl] adjective. Incapable of being expressed in words; unspeakable; unutterable; indescribable. Mushroom trips are ineffable in the sense that you can never really describe the experience to someone; you’ve either tried shrooms or you haven’t.
October 27 extirpate Facebook Twitter Listen to extirpate pronounced [EK-stur-payt] transitive verb. To destroy completely. To remove by surgery. She told me that I should extirpate the giant mole on my ass, but I’ve grown quite fond of the hairy little bastard.
October 26 fulsome Facebook Twitter Listen to fulsome pronounced [FUL-sum] adjective. Offensive to the taste or sensibilities. Maybe I’m not cool, but Kanye West’s new diamond grill is a fulsome way to distinguish yourself from the average moron.
October 25 sedition Facebook Twitter Listen to sedition pronounced [si-dish-uhn] noun. Incitement of discontent against a government. Rebellious disorder. Letterbombing is a brand new, digital act of sedition that’s pretty fucking cool. Check it out here.