August 31 blithe Facebook Twitter Listen to blithe pronounced [BLAYTH] adjective. Joyous or merry in disposition. I would join the fucking Tea Party movement, but I’m employed, educated, and generally blithe.
August 30 tarry Facebook Twitter Listen to tarry pronounced [TAR-ee] verb. To wait. So are the Mexicans in Arizona just tarrying before we round them up, or are they planning a mass fucking exodus?
August 27 distrain Facebook Twitter Listen to distrain pronounced [dih-STREYN] verb. To seize the property of (a person) in order to compel payment of debts. I went a little crazy with my charge card and the bank distrained pretty much everything, even my Fleshlight.
August 26 chthonic Facebook Twitter Listen to chthonic pronounced [THONE-ik] adjective. Dwelling in or under the earth; also, pertaining to the underworld. Why is it that all the disgusting, chthonic people come out to a mother-fucking Tea Party rally?
August 25 minim Facebook Twitter Listen to minim pronounced [MIN-uhm] noun. Something very small or insignificant. It’s possible that a minim of sperm escaped inside my girlfriend before I was able to pull out.
August 24 seriatim Facebook Twitter Listen to seriatim pronounced [sir-ee-AY-tim] adverb. In a series; one after another. Godbless the porno stars who still do gangbangs. That many cocks, seriatim, is likely to irritate the vagina.
August 23 balneal Facebook Twitter Listen to balneal pronounced [bal-NEE-uhl] adjective. Of or pertaining to baths or bathing. The humidity in New York this summer is as balneal as a goddamned steam room in the gay part of San Fran.