July 23 mephitic Facebook Twitter Listen to mephitic pronounced [muh-FIT-ik] adjective. Poisonous; noxious. Eat too much asparagus and your urine becomes mephitic.
July 22 venial Facebook Twitter Listen to venial pronounced [VEE-nee-uhl] adjective. Capable of being forgiven; not heinous; excusable; pardonable. We both decided that her fucking around with random men was a venial offense, and that we’d look past it.
July 21 sibylline Facebook Twitter Listen to sibylline pronounced [SIB-uh-leen] adjective. Prophetic; oracular. So it turns out Paul the Octopus wasn’t sybylline after all. The little bastard just liked the color yellow.
July 20 repudiate Facebook Twitter Listen to repudiate pronounced [ri-pyoo-dee-eyt] verb (used with object). To reject with denial. When that horse-toothed cunt Sarah Palin asked us to “refudiate” the mosque on ground zero, she actually meant that we should repudiate the building. But as we know, the english language was never her strong suit.
July 19 vespertine Facebook Twitter Listen to vespertine pronounced [VES-per-tin] adjective. Of, pertaining to, or occurring in the evening. Luckily for me, my coke habit was largely vespertine in nature, and my coworkers didn’t have so much as a clue.
July 18 pule Facebook Twitter Listen to pule pronounced [PYOOL] intrans. verb. To whimper; to whine. Not that I was that well endowed, but I did expect her to pule a little more than she did during our first turn in the sack.
July 17 imbroglio Facebook Twitter Listen to imbroglio pronounced [im-BROHL-yoh] noun. A complicated and embarrassing state of things. That idiot General McChrystal really got himself into an imbroglio, and he did it in fucking Rolling Stone magazine of all places.
