the fucking word of the day

[EK-spluh-kayt]

trans. verb. To explain; to clear of difficulties or obscurity.

I like the show House, but sometimes the explication of his character is too fucking much.

[muh-kah-bruh]

adjective. Gruesome and horrifying; ghastly; horrible.

You see this broad Jesse James is fucking around on Sandra Bullock with? She’s macabre.

[MIN-uh-tor-ee]

adj. Threatening; menacing.

Have you ever met a fast food worker who didn’t have a minatory look on their pimply fucking face?

[shih-KAY-nuh-ree]

noun. A trick; a subterfuge.

She grew tired of my chicanery at the bar, but gave me her number anyway and told me she only did outcalls.

[plih-BEE-uhn]

noun. A coarse, crude, or vulgar person.

I like movie theaters with more expensive balcony seats so I don’t have to come in contact with those pissant plebeians down below.

[FEE-uhl-tee]

noun. Fidelity; allegiance; faithfulness.

Exactly who in the fuck does Glenn Beck give his fealty to? I can’t figure it out.

[er-yoo-dahyt]

adjective. Characterized by great knowledge; learned or scholarly.

“You can’t send out a bestiality video link one minute and act all erudite the next.” – Chris Wiggins