February 28 pecuniary Facebook Twitter Listen to pecuniary pronounced [pi-kyoo-nee-er-ee] adjective. Of or pertaining to money. Another fucking earthquake? You’d think that with all the pecuniary offerings given to God at church that he’d take it easy on us.
February 27 farrago Facebook Twitter Listen to farrago pronounced [fuh-RAH-go] noun. A confused mixture; an assortment; a medley. Without crib notes on her palm, Sarah Palin’s responses to simple questions are a farrago of bullshit.
February 26 veritable Facebook Twitter Listen to veritable pronounced [ver-i-tuh-buhl] adjective. Being truly or very much so. It’s safe to say that Toyotas are veritable fucking death traps. So wave sadly at people if you see them driving in one on the highway.
February 25 menagerie Facebook Twitter Listen to menagerie pronounced [muh-naj-uh-ree] noun. A collection of wild or unusual animals. Maybe keeping a giant fucking “killer” whale in a menagerie for its entire life is a bad idea.
February 24 gastronome Facebook Twitter Listen to gastronome pronounced [GAS-truh-nohm] noun. A connoisseur of good food and drink. Kevin Smith refers to himself as a “gastronome,” while the staff at Southwest Airlines refer to him as “fat fuck.”
February 23 verboten Facebook Twitter Listen to verboten pronounced [ver-BOHT-n] adjective. Forbidden, as by law; prohibited. This jack-off Lil’ Wayne is going to prison for carrying an unlicensed firearm? I didn’t know that was still verboten in this country.
February 22 refractory Facebook Twitter Listen to refractory pronounced [rih-FRAK-tuh-ree] adjective. Stubbornly disobedient; unmanageable. My shitty hair is absolutely refractory today.