January 31 kismet Facebook Twitter Listen to kismet pronounced [KIZ-met] noun. Destiny; fate. Never be the rebound guy. It’s kismet that whomever you’re banging will end up back with their ex.
January 30 trollop Facebook Twitter Listen to trollop pronounced [trol-uhp] noun. an immoral or promiscuous woman. Don’t you hate finding out the woman you love is a fucking trollop?
January 29 superannuated Facebook Twitter Listen to superannuated pronounced [soo-pur-AN-yoo-ay-tid] adjective. Old; no longer in use; no longer valid; outmoded. I’d still give it a go, but Madonna’s pussy is probably too superannuated for daily use.
January 28 progeny Facebook Twitter Listen to progeny pronounced [proj-uh-nee] noun. A descendant or offspring, as a child, plant, or animal. Bristol Palin, the progeny of Sarah Palin, is a wide-angled cum trap.
January 27 clandestine Facebook Twitter Listen to clandestine pronounced [klan-des-tin] adjective. Characterized by, done in, or executed with secrecy or concealment. Today we finally get to see the fucking clandestine Apple tablet.
January 26 ramshackle Facebook Twitter Listen to ramshackle pronounced [ram-shak-uhl] adjective. Loosely made or held together; rickety; shaky. Donate some fucking money to the Red Cross and help restore Haiti to its old ramshackle glory.
January 25 cicatrix Facebook Twitter Listen to cicatrix pronounced [sik-uh-triks] noun. New tissue that forms over a wound and later contracts into a scar. That giant cicatrix on Padma Lakshmi’s arm is oddly attractive to me.