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avoirdupois

admin — Wed, 22 May 2013 08:05:05 +0000

[av-uhr-duh-POIZ]

noun. Weight; heaviness.

There be nothin’ but skanks of much avoirdupois up in here.

admin — Tue, 21 May 2013 08:05:04 +0000

[VAIR-ee-uh-gay-tid]

adjective. Having marks or patches of different colors.

My local pot shop here in Boulder, Colorado has every variegated strain of weed imaginable.

admin — Mon, 20 May 2013 08:05:03 +0000

[DOH-tij]

noun. Feebleness of mind due to old age; senility.

My grandfather would ramble on about his whores of past. Clearly the dotage of booze and diabetes at work.

admin — Sun, 19 May 2013 08:05:04 +0000

[fran-juh-buhl]

adjective. Easily broken; breakable.

Careful ladies, an erect penis is more frangible than it may appear.

admin — Sat, 18 May 2013 08:05:03 +0000

[pruh-POWND]

trans. verb. To offer for consideration; to put forward; to propose.

I just propounded the idea of a threesome to my girlfriend and she didn’t take kindly to it.

admin — Fri, 17 May 2013 08:05:04 +0000

[zen-uh-fohb]

noun. A person who fears or hates foreigners, strange customs, etc.

Murray Hill is home to frat boys, rich chicks, and other fucking bronzed xenophobes who dislike the riffraff below 14th st.

admin — Thu, 16 May 2013 08:05:03 +0000

[en-KUHM-brun(t)s]

noun. A burden, impediment, or hindrance.

Liberated from the encumbrances of wife and child, I was now free to sit at home in a t-shirt while masturbating to daytime television.