May 23 felicitate Facebook Twitter Listen to felicitate pronounced [fi-LIS-i-teyt] verb. To compliment upon a happy event; congratulate. In the Yahoo! chat room, I felicitated his honesty when he told me he was, in fact, an overweight jackass from Minnesota.
May 22 avoirdupois Facebook Twitter Listen to avoirdupois pronounced [av-uhr-duh-POIZ] noun. Weight; heaviness. There be nothin’ but skanks of much avoirdupois up in here.
May 21 variegated Facebook Twitter Listen to variegated pronounced [VAIR-ee-uh-gay-tid] adjective. Having marks or patches of different colors. My local pot shop here in Boulder, Colorado has every variegated strain of weed imaginable.
May 20 dotage Facebook Twitter Listen to dotage pronounced [DOH-tij] noun. Feebleness of mind due to old age; senility. My grandfather would ramble on about his whores of past. Clearly the dotage of booze and diabetes at work.
May 19 frangible Facebook Twitter Listen to frangible pronounced [fran-juh-buhl] adjective. Easily broken; breakable. Careful ladies, an erect penis is more frangible than it may appear.
May 18 propound Facebook Twitter Listen to propound pronounced [pruh-POWND] trans. verb. To offer for consideration; to put forward; to propose. I just propounded the idea of a threesome to my girlfriend and she didn’t take kindly to it.
May 17 xenophobe Facebook Twitter Listen to xenophobe pronounced [zen-uh-fohb] noun. A person who fears or hates foreigners, strange customs, etc. Murray Hill is home to frat boys, rich chicks, and other fucking bronzed xenophobes who dislike the riffraff below 14th st.