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[kuhn-SIL-ee-eyt]

verb. To overcome the distrust or hostility of.

I wish I could conciliate my concerns with Republicans, but their candidates are all rich assholes.

[MET-l]

noun. Courage and fortitude.

He lacked the mettle required to approach prostitutes, so his father helped him out from time to time.

[bleb]

noun. A bubble.

Did you see that broad on Britain’s Got Talent who could blow blebs with her snatch?

[ih-DOOS]

verb. To infer or deduce.

I was able to educe, primarily from the shit-stained dildo on the bed, that my husband had been using my toys for no good.

[SLIM-zee]

adjective. Flimsy; frail.

How slimsy is your cock, anyway? Why does it keep bending in half?

[NEYTH-lis]

adverb. Nevertheless.

Natheless, it’s not my cat, and those pictures of me with catnip on my cock were photoshopped.

[REM-er-uh]

noun. An obstacle, hindrance, or obstruction.

I think her father put an extra clasp on her bra, so that it would act as a remora before copulation.