February 9 benignant Facebook Twitter Listen to benignant pronounced [bih-NIG-nuhnt] adj. Kind; gracious.Beneficial; favorable. Joseph, my dealer, was benignant enough to let try my first line of cocaine for free.
February 8 numinous Facebook Twitter Listen to numinous pronounced [NOO-min-us; NYOO-] adj. Of or pertaining to a numen; supernatural. Inspiring awe and reverence; spiritual. I always had a numinous feeling when I was with Father O’Reilly, but that’s probably because his pants were usually off.
February 7 regale Facebook Twitter Listen to regale pronounced [rih-GAY(uh)L] transitive verb. To entertain sumptuously with fine food and drink. Boxed wine, check. Funny stories to regale my cocksucker inlaws, check.
February 6 intricate Facebook Twitter Listen to intricate pronounced [in-tri-kit] adj. Having many interrelated parts or facets. You’d never guess how intricate the inner workings of vagina is until you accidentally watch that porn with the camera inside. via Sean Hill
February 5 excogitate Facebook Twitter Listen to excogitate pronounced [eks-KOJ-i-teyt] verb. To think out; devise; invent. Let’s excogitate a way out of our miserable, shit-kicking existences.
February 4 jocund Facebook Twitter Listen to jocund pronounced [JOH-kuhnd] adj. Full of or expressing high-spirited merriment; light-hearted; mirthful. For someone who just shat himself, you do seem rather jocund.
February 3 peroration Facebook Twitter Listen to peroration pronounced [per-uh-REY-shuhn] noun. A long speech characterized by lofty and often pompous language. Quit the peroration, dickwad, and hand me my walking papers.