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[DOH-tij]

noun. Feebleness of mind due to old age; senility.

My grandfather would ramble on about his whores of past. Clearly the dotage of booze and diabetes at work.

[fran-juh-buhl]

adjective. Easily broken; breakable.

Careful ladies, an erect penis is more frangible than it may appear.

[pruh-POWND]

trans. verb. To offer for consideration; to put forward; to propose.

I just propounded the idea of a threesome to my girlfriend and she didn’t take kindly to it.

[zen-uh-fohb]

noun. A person who fears or hates foreigners, strange customs, etc.

Murray Hill is home to frat boys, rich chicks, and other fucking bronzed xenophobes who dislike the riffraff below 14th st.

[en-KUHM-brun(t)s]

noun. A burden, impediment, or hindrance.

Liberated from the encumbrances of wife and child, I was now free to sit at home in a t-shirt while masturbating to daytime television.

[muh-FIT-ik]

adjective. Poisonous; noxious.

Eat too much asparagus and your urine becomes mephitic.

[SEG-way]

intrans. verb. To make a smooth transition.

Let’s segue from my infidelities to your beer belly, which I’d like taken care of.